Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Nailing Jell-O to a Tree.

So I just returned from a very disheartening encounter with some resident orthodontists located 3 buildings to my East who informed me that trying to fix my oral problems with invisalign would be "like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree."

Oral Problems:
1) Tooth grinding due to a lack of "Guidance," a result of my uncaring left incisor.
2) Temporomandibular Joint (TMJ) Click on both sides.
3) Right front snagle-tooth.
4) Over-jet (commonly confused as over-bite).

Why should I fix problems stated above?
1) prevent cavities
2) prevent waking up after just grinding off a piece of tooth which I can feel floating around my mouth.
3) prevent waking up at 80 with my brand new teeth in a glass next to my bed.
4) prevent headaches, migraines, facial pain, neck and shoulder pain, sensitive or loose teeth, ringing ears, jaw pain, numb fingers/arms, worn or cracked teeth, & depression. (All which can be attributed to suboptimal jaw alignment, aka TMJ)
5) Get first rate care from doctors rather than assistants at less than half the price of private practice, a univeristy discount, and a payment plan with no interest.

Why not to fix problems stated above?
1) Two years of ugly braces.


Quiz: Should Melanie get braces?

5 Comments:

At 5:16 PM, Blogger Spohnz said...

Do you get to wear the ugly metal braces with huge headgear?

Send pictures!
Love MOM

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger Spohnz said...

It's just 2 years. You will be almost out of med school. They aren't fun, but the pro's waywayway outway the cons.

Love Randy

 
At 5:27 PM, Blogger Spohnz said...

I think I can Nail Jello to a tree!

Love Randy

 
At 5:59 PM, Blogger Kara & Family said...

Get it over with. It hurts less if you do it in your 20's than later. You can wear pretty colored rubber bands!!

 
At 5:28 AM, Blogger Neeners said...

I'm totally all for the colored bands. We could get them together.

 

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