Nailing Jell-O to a Tree.
So I just returned from a very disheartening encounter with some resident orthodontists located 3 buildings to my East who informed me that trying to fix my oral problems with invisalign would be "like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree."
Oral Problems:
1) Tooth grinding due to a lack of "Guidance," a result of my uncaring left incisor.
2) Temporomandibular Joint (TMJ) Click on both sides.
3) Right front snagle-tooth.
4) Over-jet (commonly confused as over-bite).
Why should I fix problems stated above?
1) prevent cavities
2) prevent waking up after just grinding off a piece of tooth which I can feel floating around my mouth.
3) prevent waking up at 80 with my brand new teeth in a glass next to my bed.
4) prevent headaches, migraines, facial pain, neck and shoulder pain, sensitive or loose teeth, ringing ears, jaw pain, numb fingers/arms, worn or cracked teeth, & depression. (All which can be attributed to suboptimal jaw alignment, aka TMJ)
5) Get first rate care from doctors rather than assistants at less than half the price of private practice, a univeristy discount, and a payment plan with no interest.
Why not to fix problems stated above?
1) Two years of ugly braces.
Quiz: Should Melanie get braces?
5 Comments:
Do you get to wear the ugly metal braces with huge headgear?
Send pictures!
Love MOM
It's just 2 years. You will be almost out of med school. They aren't fun, but the pro's waywayway outway the cons.
Love Randy
I think I can Nail Jello to a tree!
Love Randy
Get it over with. It hurts less if you do it in your 20's than later. You can wear pretty colored rubber bands!!
I'm totally all for the colored bands. We could get them together.
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